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William McKinley, a high school and as such interesting things tend to happen within its hallways, corridors, and classrooms.

Like whenever the Cheerio's coach, Sue Sylvester, doesn't get her way and takes to storming the halls, shoving students into lockers, and screaming obscenities…this mostly happens if her huge cheerleading budget is threatened.

Also whenever Glee club member Kurt Hummel, the boy whose perfected "Bitch Please" expression lets one know exactly what he thinks of him or her, opens his mouth. For example every time he and Rachel Berry get into an argument over who deserves the solo more:

"I can hit a High F and much higher, Rachel—clearly you don't stand a change."

"But it's more accessible for a girl to sing this song Kurt!"

"The judges are always looking for something new and unique Rachel and that's what I am!"

"The judges want accessible and conservative, making me the better candidate; plus your voice isn't suited for this part Kurt—"

"My range is amazing Rachel Berry; I can hit those high notes, as well as the lower ones!"

And now let us turn away from the soon-to-be shedding of blood and view a brief hallway scene, staring Noah "Puck" Puckerman as he shamelessly leers at passing girls in their short Cheerio's uniforms.

"Damn, Puckzilla'd like to have a piece of that ass…" he smirks, licking his lips. His best friend Finn Hudson stands next to him, silent but nodding in agreement.

Further down the hall cheerleaders, Brittney Pierce and Santana Lopez stand by their lockers:

"I think Lord Tubbington's been skipping his dieting plan," Brittney announces, "I caught him ordering an extra large with every topping pizza again."

The blonde's friend does not comment, what is she supposed to say? That a cat ordering pizza is impossible and make the girl feel stupid? Absolutely out of the question—she would never do that to Britt. So the Latina shakes her head and smiles and says nothing, fondly half-listening.

"You know," Brittney continues, seeming to not notice the lack of response, "sometimes I think people with dogs are so lucky…"

"Why," Lopez asks lazily after the other girl didn't say anything else and a minute of quiet.

"Because it's common knowledge that only cats abuse drugs and have eating disorders…Lord Tubbington's just so fat!"
'Kay, wrote this for a class assignment and thought I'd share it; it's an examplification excerise. =D

See if you can spot the Seven Deadliest Sins (Pride, Greed, Sloth, Lust, Gluttony, Envy, Wrath) and which character is which sin!

Also, think S1 personalities...

=D Tell me what you think!
:X But be polite!
:) Enjoy!

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Glee belongs to Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan and Brad Falchuck

Image I got from Google, so I don't know who owns it
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oboebandgeek99 Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Gluttony--Lord Tubbington
Sloth--Santana ("asks lazily ..."

Do i win?
Yuki-chan112093 Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student Writer
some yes, some no ;P
oboebandgeek99 Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
:( What did i get wrong?
Yuki-chan112093 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Writer
greed and envy (but i can see how you got HummelBerry)

Greed is Sue (angry everytime her super huge budget is threatened)

Envy is Brittney (jealous of people with dogs)
oboebandgeek99 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
OHHHHH i see what you mean
Yuki-chan112093 Featured By Owner May 20, 2012  Student Writer
yeah, but like i said i can see how you got HummelBerry so :)
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