William McKinley, a high school and as such interesting things tend to happen within its hallways, corridors, and classrooms.
Like whenever the Cheerio's coach, Sue Sylvester, doesn't get her way and takes to storming the halls, shoving students into lockers, and screaming obscenities
this mostly happens if her huge cheerleading budget is threatened.
Also whenever Glee club member Kurt Hummel, the boy whose perfected "Bitch Please" expression lets one know exactly what he thinks of him or her, opens his mouth. For example every time he and Rachel Berry get into an argument over who deserves the solo more:
"I can hit a High F and much higher, Rachelclearly you don't stand a change."
"But it's more accessible for a girl to sing this song Kurt!"
"The judges are always looking for something new and unique Rachel and that's what I am!"
"The judges want accessible and conservative, making me the better candidate; plus your voice isn't suited for this part Kurt"
"My range is amazing Rachel Berry; I can hit those high notes, as well as the lower ones!"
And now let us turn away from the soon-to-be shedding of blood and view a brief hallway scene, staring Noah "Puck" Puckerman as he shamelessly leers at passing girls in their short Cheerio's uniforms.
"Damn, Puckzilla'd like to have a piece of that ass
" he smirks, licking his lips. His best friend Finn Hudson stands next to him, silent but nodding in agreement.
Further down the hall cheerleaders, Brittney Pierce and Santana Lopez stand by their lockers:
"I think Lord Tubbington's been skipping his dieting plan," Brittney announces, "I caught him ordering an extra large with every topping pizza again."
The blonde's friend does not comment, what is she supposed to say? That a cat ordering pizza is impossible and make the girl feel stupid? Absolutely out of the questionshe would never do that to Britt. So the Latina shakes her head and smiles and says nothing, fondly half-listening.
"You know," Brittney continues, seeming to not notice the lack of response, "sometimes I think people with dogs are so lucky
"Why," Lopez asks lazily after the other girl didn't say anything else and a minute of quiet.
"Because it's common knowledge that only cats abuse drugs and have eating disorders
Lord Tubbington's just so fat!"